maria
“Nazareth”
maria van der velde
Graphic design, Marketing/Lifestyle/Media Group dynamic enhancer, Stylist, former Painter, Pinterest curator, Walking Moodboard, 21st Century It-Girl, Chronically online, Mentally As Stable As A Horse, Costume designer & maker, Goon fluffer, eldritch horror, It takes very long to jack off all the teachers, devil, former DND Lover, Wanna be Writer, shape shifter, Medium dependent, lover, Girl, best friend Inhabitant of the unsafe, Masonic Muse, Stage manager, floor all-rounder, shoulder to cry on, a projector, living context, Thrift store baddie, non-stop media consumer, Proud Gooner, nerd-loving, meme-friend, doomscroller, proud pervert, Home maker, resentful housewife, illustrator, Bar woman, Dream engineer, benadryl entity, secret shopper, trend psychic, goth mommy, cat girl, nerd admirer, community builder, hype woman, appropriator, Oh yeah, did I mention I graduated in graphic design?
Oh, and annoying.