MIKE CRUMPLAR

mike crumplar

 Mike Crumplar, or ‘Crumps,’ is a New York based writer and blogger and part of what is called the ‘Dark Woke’ movement, a reactionary response to the recent changes in the US political regime and its figureheads. In a spirit similar to that of Truman Capote he follows and reports on New York’s ‘scenesters’ and does so greatly, and to the extent that he himself has contributed to the very construction of the scene itself. He has written about Tarik and The Unsafe House on numerous occasions (links below):

“When John introduces me to Tarik as a prominent writer in the New York scene, Tarik asks if I’m interested in getting his side of the Houellebecq affair, which hasn’t been told yet. Then Tarik turns to John to ask if I’m actually legit, and John confirms I’m the guy for this. It’s true, I really would love to get involved in the ridiculous drama of these psychopaths, but I’m not sure yet whose side I’m on.” 


“Tarik has this image in his head of a “goon circle” at Sovereign House. Everyone gathers around just gooning for hours and hours, porn projected on every wall, the ceilings, the brick columns, the walls outside in the courtyard, the half-naked bodies of the gooners themselves, there is no escape, hours of cacophonous drone porn, the absolute horizon of sexual oblivion, their bodies disappear and they simply become a bunch of floating cocks, and then they unite into one massive cock. This cock is the Anarch.”